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Once upon a time, Hansel and Gretel set off into the deep dark wood.

“I am scared,” said Hansel, “I feel as though someone is watching us!”

“Do not worry brother,” said Gretel, “While there may be various woodland animals that notice us here, they are not collecting any personally identifiable information.”

“I think that is a relief.”

“Our main concern should be not getting lost,” said Gretel.

“I suppose you are going to warn me that it is no use leaving a trail of cookie crumbs as they wll be eaten?” said Hansel.

“No, I have it on good authority they do not use cookies around here.”

Above them the a huge cloud swirled and seemed to grow in the sky. Suddenly lighting erupted and the cloud flared before a clap of thunder heralded the arrival of rain.

“On second though,” said Gretel, “Let us just head home now.”